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The Roland TB-303 Bass Line is a bass synthesizer released by Roland Corporation in 1981. Designed to simulate bass guitars, it was a commercial failure and was discontinued in 1984. However, cheap second-hand units were adopted by electronic musicians, and its \"squelching\" or \"chirping\" sound became a foundation of electronic dance music genres such as acid house, Chicago house and techno. It has inspired numerous clones.
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Tsuruoka Station is a railway station located in the city of Tsuruoka, Yamagata, Japan, operated by the East Japan Railway Company.
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